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the show where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

[b @brynnburger]

3 years. FULL. FREAKING. CIRCLE.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

"What do we do now?"

In 2015, Reese Witherspoon lost it over this line

“Do you know any woman in any crisis situation who has no idea what to do?”

[b @brynnburger]

i just learned about emtala in nursing school. your vice president wants you to live in a world where you can be yeeted from the hospital without even being treated

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "There's a lot of emergency healthcare at hospitals that are provided to illegal aliens. That was funded by the federal government. We turned off that funding because of course we want American citizens to benefit from those hospital services, not to be taxed and then have those hospital services go to illegal aliens."

[b @brynnburger]

people are literally working without pay

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

So are you telling me you're willing to vote no every time?
Sen. Bernie Sanders: “Damn right.”

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
Everything's computer
Everyone transgender
Nothing bad can happen
It can only good happen

[b @brynnburger]

hepatitas

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Highly normal. Nothing to see here, folks.

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she spilled so bad i'm crying😭

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Professors don't have the mind-control indoctrination superpowers some folks seem to think we do. We can't even get students to read the syllabus.

[b @brynnburger]

You should also not be in an environment where you could potentially come into contact with a child who might or might not be questioning their sexual or gender identity, since you are not grown up enough to handle it, and can’t tolerate being educated on the topic.

[b @brynnburger]

Another day, another reason to be embarrassed to wear my aggie ring. God this makes my blood boil

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

🔴President Mark Welsh has just confirmed that the professor has been fired from her job.

Read his full statement here: https://t.co/vUumeqdeDJ

[b @brynnburger]

If you aren’t enough of a big girl to learn about topics that don’t align with your personal religious beliefs then you should not be in college. You aren’t ready.

[b @brynnburger]

oh god she's losin it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: One of the other documents released contained a photo of Epstein holding an oversized check that was made out to him from the president, for $22,000 for a fully depreciated woman.

Leavitt: Did you see the signature on the check? It’s not Trump’s signature

[b @brynnburger]

"it's a crosswalk, not an art mural" sure, i bet you wish you couldn't see in color and also hate tasty food and good music too, you absolute shell of a human being

[b @brynnburger]

the dorks complaining about a rainbow crosswalk have to be the most painfully unfun LOSERS in the world like wow sorry a RAINBOW caused you so much inner strife and threatened your horribly dull and dreary existence so much good grief

[🍒Jeremy Rodriguez🍒 @jeremy_rodrigue]

Orlando recolors the Pulse Memorial Sidewalk Rainbow after DeSantis paved over it. We are Orlando Strong and no one can ever erase the LGBTQIA+ Community 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal]

CBS NEWS REPORTER: "You know that Republicans in the state, Republicans out of the state, look at what you guys are doing and thinking you're running away from the fight..."

TEXAS STATE REP. ANN JOHNSON (D-HOUSTON): "Yeah, no, abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze, right? Abandoning your job is cutting health care when people need access. Abandoning your job is cutting public education when we already have one of the worst education systems in the nation"

"When Donald Trump called Georgia Republicans and said, 'I just need you to find me 11,000 votes,' they said, 'No, sir, that's a step too far.' But when he called Texas Republicans and said, 'I need you to steal me five seats,' they said, 'Does July work for you?'"

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[b @brynnburger]

we are officially in "let them eat cake" territory aren't we

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

White House announces $200 million “State Ballroom” addition with construction slated to start next month. 90,000 square feet will fit 650 people. Renovations will also take place in the East Wing.