Bryson Morrow

TAMU ‘23

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

Mindset heading into the LSU game:

[Bryson Morrow @Bryson5M]

@RankinDawg34 @NavAg903 @SECShorts Darrell K Royal attended OU

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

Wow, both of our biggest rivals currently being audited for undue foreign influence.

Never wrong, just early.

[Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL @ArthurGarySim]

Join the movement.

#CancelFallWeddings

[string @propjoesays]

🚨

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

Normally, when a player gets suspended, he’s got a 50/50 chance of playing. But Brock is a genetic freak, and he’s not normal! So he’s got a 75% chance, at best, of beating the suspension.

Then you add Roger Goodell to the mix, and Brock’s chances of playing drastically go down. Because Goodell knows he can’t beat Brock one-on-one, so he’s not even gonna try!

So Brock takes his 75% chance of playing, minus the NFL’s 8⅓% chance of showing mercy, and he’s got a 66⅔% chance of appealing. But then you take Goodell’s 25% chance and add the NFL’s 42⅔% chance of making an example out of somebody, and the league’s got a 67⅔% chance of suspending him!

And that leaves Brock with a 33⅓% chance of playing, but he’s got a 100% chance of missing six games.

The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the Saints.

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

🚨 BREAKING: Saudi Arabia bans churches.

Apparently that's their culture.

Ok great..... let's ban all mosques in Christian country!

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

Don't ever let the Savannah Bananas anywhere close to College Station ever again.

[RDR III @RudeDawgRules]

texas university since 1916

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

It’s Lone Star Showdown week, so here’s perhaps the greatest ESPN commercial ever created.

[Derek @DerekTheAggie]

The playoff committee: "Although A&M did something that's basically never been done before, it was a comeback against a 3-6 team...and despite us praising Inidiana for that last week, we've decided A&M is now the 5 seed"

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

Texas A&M just executed this entire meme all in one game.

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

RETWEET IF YOU NEED THAT MIKE ELKO HALFTIME SPEECH

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

Scott Woodward must be stopped.

[Hoosier Chairman @HoosierChairman]

Put the quarterfinals on campus!!

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

COLLEGE STATION IS YOUR 2025 BARSTOOL BEST COLLEGE TOWN!!! 🏆

Barstool’s heading to Aggieland in November for a championship party - details coming next week 👀 @LucyNicotine

[TBA Takeover @maroonwhitebias]

WELCOME BACK JIMBO FISHER

[Jamie Plunkett @FrogPreacher]

Going up against the CWS is pretty lame and disrespectful to college baseball

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Ready for battle

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

BLACKOUT ENDZONES W SCRIPT AGGIES ⚫️⚫️⚫️