michael phelps

welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

Is it Friday already?

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Antonio Brown headed back to the locker room

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Does your mom know you’re crying over a dude who has “entrepreneur 📈” in his bio?

[Arslan @thega1nz]

If she’s on a boat today, focus on yourself bro

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you’ve been wanting a D1 breeder and she finally pulls up

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I. AM. CRYING 😂😭

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

I’ve seen more people with hydro flask’s while working down in bend the last week than i have my entire life

[𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @DINGOJOHNS0N]

This is what they don’t show you on the boat

[Yiannis Cove @ycove]

JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm living in my parents house. Hello 2004

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

@dobby_dobs7 I don’t but I’m also banned so take that with a grain of salt

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

@8DollarThompson Up here it’s usually because of deer but same same

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

In need of drunk boating therapy

[P @qcm_p]

Mfs be mad you keep going and ain’t fell off yet🤣

[michael phelps @bryson_cooper12]

@willywonka1967 The government really thought they where doing me a solid with a 3k tax return 🤨

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Mfs save up $200 and starting sendings DM like “are you interested in a sugar daddy?” Bro that ain’t even Splenda daddy. That’s table salt

[Wade Elliott @WadeFloyd92]

Would.. would a pipeline help prevent things like this from happening or... ?

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

me and who