bryan

Professional Hot Tub, Vape, and Tech-Deck streamer. Social Worker. Living for a living.

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

You're the reason for the tear drops on my pashmina

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Bro this is so funny it just fucking crashes into the ground

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Thought-Controlled Robotics is now very real and it's happening with Neuralink

A paralyzed Neuralink patient, Alex Conley, just controlled a robotic arm using only his thoughts - then piloted a drone with his mind

Meanwhile, another patient, Jon L. Noble, is now playing World of Warcraft hands-free using only brain signals

Two years ago, this was pure science fiction
Today, it’s happening in clinical trials

Neuralink not just restoring independence, it’s also unlocking new dimensions of human capability

Patients who were once completely paralyzed are now interacting with the physical and digital world using nothing but their thoughts

The future is not coming. It’s already here

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

A Northern Kentucky woman and her mother have declined a $26 million offer to sell part of their farmland, saying they do not want it turned into a data center: https://t.co/ETMUWN5HZt

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Going on Love is Blind and pitching my MLM to everyone in the pods

[FactPost @factpostnews]

21-year-old activist injured by ICE:

I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous to. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: Have you heard from the president? Has he called you?

Eric Trump: No, but I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am a good boy.

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

@djmicrotenis “Dave tipper is just Jane Goodall in a hat” conspiracy confirmed

[Warren @swd2]

Mr. Pillow on his way to run against Tim Walz

[Fossil Locator @FossilLocator]

Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and their statues are on fb marketplace

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Ahh yes, I do recall the infamous “politically correct” Vietnam War

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We could've won every war, but we really chose to be very politically correct, or wokey."

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Hakeem is really rocking the “make a wish kid” aesthetic here. If you look close enough you can actually see the hunger for John Cena in his eyes

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

wildest part of the paid Dem influencer story is how little they have to show for it

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Wait…are you telling me that Ozzy Osbourne killed Hulk Hogan?

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Look at that hairline at a fresh 17. No wonder the dude is pure evil

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

Stephen Miller: “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity.”

Leaked video shows the current White House Chief of Staff at 17, describing the torture of Iraqis in gruesome detail as the group erupts in laughter.

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

"do you see the 9/11 in their legs?" immediately added to the lexicon.

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

The national bird should be the American Bison

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Plane landed safely cuz I was on it #noterroristsallowed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dua Lipa splits the G of her Guinness to celebrate five sold-out stadium shows in a row.

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

Plant medicine remains undefeated

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

The devices, popular among teens, emit lead, nickel and antimony at concentrations that may exceed cancer and neurological risk thresholds. https://t.co/Jc2LlG4qEN

[bryan @BryvanPavlov]

The Chinese are going to make Mount Saint Helens erupt within 6 years mark my words