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hennything is possible

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Just heard Nico Williams is on 250k a week at Bilbao because none of their revenue goes on transfer fees. Can't believe i'd never considered that. They've fully got the career mode finance sliders completely on wage lol

[MrMarvs⚡ @MarvoMarvellous]

Yup... clart.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

everyone on this marketing team deserves a raise 😭😭

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

Somebody commented “niggle me this” and my chest hurts now

[RUDMAN @TheNickRudman]

Wealthy enough to sit courtside and offline enough to be unaware of Drake, the dream.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

@FabrizioRomano Pep Guardiola with Jack Grealish post match
https://t.co/rI9VCp9n7x

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

that baby shiesty hard asf, that’s a real cocofelon right there

[Phorever 🧸 @lightbreedd]

Reading books will make you use words you’ve never used or don’t know the meaning but you’d know you used it in the right context.

Crazy how the brain works

[Jason Strachan @FlassKnows]

My main barber wasn’t at his shop yesterday because it was Good Friday, so I decided to link my side barber. Sent my side barber the bat signal text and he said roll through. Walk into the barbershop and who’s that beside my side barber? My main barber.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Dortmund winning the one Der Klassiker that didn’t matter to basically deliver the title to Leverkusen:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Every time we have an eclipse, I hear someone say, “This won’t happen again for another 150 years,” but then the shit happens every year and a half.

[Edzil Saliba Timber @Ednah___]

Ministry of Tourism should list Omachi as one of the attractions , only city with a national park and self taught chef and olympian.

[Emil Franchi @emil_franchi]

Can’t believe they’re making Jesus play after the weekend he’s had

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i thought they already seen the original

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

One day, each of us burned a CD for the last time but we didn’t know it was the last time.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

before the woke era we’d call that parking the bus

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company does