beez nuts

i miss when twitter didn’t SUCK

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i would say it was as snug as, let’s say for example, a bug in a rug

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the pee that comes out after you take out a tampon makes me feel like a horse

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@Fungisfairy I DO NOT PUSH

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i think my squatty potty is giving me hemorrhoids but it’s lowkey worth it cuz i shit so fast

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oh my god i love oatmeal

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sean evans and keke palmer are in love

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wait til the mushroom people of nova scotia hear about this

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pinched something in the top of my foot cuz i was curling it so hard from gamer rage

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every time i get a low battery notification and it asks if i want to turn on low power mode i immediately click NO and then turn it on myself

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pax runs at an average of 1 step per tail wag

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@riluhn don’t call thje that that’s rude

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it’s not a professional photo if your feet aren’t in it

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@riluhn what the eff

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i need some 3am egg action

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@riluhn

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the last thing i do in the shower is wash my legs cuz i b pissin the whole time

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winnie keeps stepping on the hoes

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@riluhn need

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busting out a nasty game of solitaire during the function

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rhett’s wife sounds just like sonya sanchez