Ben Simon

Philanthropist

[Ben Simon @bscactus]

@marathiMaharaja 25%+ is a lot

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All Velociraptors go to heaven 🙌

[Monday Mourning @MissLadyMonday]

Rest In Peace velociraptors you would have loved nitro cold brew

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Maybe ask your doctor about his erections sometime.

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The battle for the New York market!

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Give me immortality or give me death!

[ESPN @espn]

"You made it to the Hall of Fame! ... Well deserved!"

@JalenRose and Chris Webber reminiscing after Webber's Hall of Fame 2021 class announcement is so special 🙌

[Ben Simon @bscactus]

WOO Girls are actually just trying to echolocate

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@marathiMaharaja worked out fine without it tho

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Things just haven’t been the same since my wisdom teeth were stolen from me. I gotta get em back

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Seeking investors for my new BBQ joint / male strip club: The Whole Hog

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Sometimes college basketball really is about whose white guard gets hotter from 3

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#NationalizeBajaBlast

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It’s definitely hut for me

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Welcome to our Paleolithic camp! What’s your job gonna be?

[Ben Simon @bscactus]

Music helps me imagine better versions of myself

[Avneeti @SinghAvneeti]

HE WAS MURDERED BY POLICE FOR WALKING HOME AT NIGHT FOR WEARING A MASK/HOODIE BECAUSE HE WAS ANEMIC & GOT COLD OFTEN. He played the violin for kittens at animal shelters. He meant well. He wasn’t a threat, rather another innocent black man killed by the police. #ElijahMcClain

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@marathiMaharaja ur weird bro

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we gotta chill on this baby

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I like that maybe and maybe not mean the same thing

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It really is bizarre that I’m here stressing about some work emails while I just heard the sentence “I think they just closed California”