Brian Scalfano

“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.” KSU '22

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

The man. The myth. The legend. @MarkJWeather

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@TopeCreach @patwhoisnice

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

dated a girl who liked neck deep but would only drink sugar free drinks. she’ll always have aspartame

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Never saw the show or played the game but I like dumb editing.

[preethi @preethimasina]

god please take away his pain double it and give it to deshaun watson

[kentai @centurygotham]

⏳🍕

[ethan @driftershunt]

Anyways

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@TopeCreach LETS GOOO

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@palettestaches

[Jaylon Tyson Fan @IsaacOkoroFan]

I would run in front of a bus to save Jarrett Allen

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@palettestaches and/or Fullmetal Crickets 🙏

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@palettestaches Colorblind Sunglasses in Cleveland 🙏🙏🙏

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

[Brian Scalfano @bscalfano]

@palettestaches Chimchar in E, my goats don’t know ball 😭

[Origami Angel @GAMIGANG]

got to do guest vocals on one of our all time favorite songs. thank you @thewonderyears! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐