Schwiddyyy

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@tayjor2014 I’m not even sure if I like like you yet..

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

Our house: *Freshly cleaned and looking good*
Our pets: “would be a shame if we ran around and got our fur all over...😈”

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

I feel like I was physically assaulted by my alarms this morning

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

Suckerfest in Omer brings out the strangest people

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@BrookieMaser Does this guy look like he’s capable of knocking anyone up lmao

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@BrookeSchutte21 If it has to be down. Keep all of your things off the counter and hair out of the sink. Fair is fair

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@BrookieMaser @gould1293

[🃏 Joker 🃏 @aSavageJoker]

I’m part of the 1% who has never seen a single episode

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Who did this?😂😂

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

Kinda wish I went out today and got hammered but happy I’m at the point in my life that I didn’t

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Realest thing I’ve ever read

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@tayjor2014 It’s not that bad 🙄

[Ally Skrzypczak @allyskrzypczak]

sometimes i look at my last name and think....what the fuck........

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@manorboy2010 Hey. So I heard you dropped your phone in a hot tub while you were away. And like why would you do that?

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@tayjor2014 @klemireholla It’s fucking a mature hour out here girls 🙄

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

@klemireholla @tayjor2014 All of them

[Schwiddyyy @BSchwiderson]

Me to myself: “You just ate a couple hours ago, work is just slow right now you’re not hungry!”
Also, my fat ass to myself: “Well subway is just a little stroll down the hall, that wouldn’t be so bad..”

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together