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aye yo whassup

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chuuya to dazai: roses are red, violets are blue, the snake was lost in the zoo i was wondering if that was you?

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kunikida: we might not get back alive is that okay with you guys
dazai: ITS OKAY I LOVE DYING

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HOLY SHIT -- https://t.co/flvyikn0P6

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Please help me! Anything is fine!

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idk what made u follow this acc but i'm glad u enjoyed my corny jokes ! 900+ followers love y'all !

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dazai: i hope a murderer doesn't murder me by coming into my home near the tokyo market, eastwest direction, left of the korean restaurant--

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ranpo: in a scale of one to ten, how depressed are you
dazai: it stops at 10? haha im so miserable

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murderer: any last words
atsushi: i did nothing wrong
murderer: imma let u off this one time sis

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dazai:*gets hit by a car*
taxi driver: are you okay?
dazai: kill me next time

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dazai: i could take the both of you
atsushi: ...what
chuuya: at the same time?
atsushi: WHAT

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dazai: look for the pet stores i'll look for the gay bar
chuuya: why would you look at the gay bar
dazai: just in case

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ranpo: i cant believe you had sex with him
yosano: i dont remember so it doesnt count

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dazai: handjob or blowjob?
atsushi: full time job with health care benefits

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atsushi: members of my squad:
me

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tanizaki: i wish i could say ??? in real life it would be very useful

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atsushi: im a screamer not sexually just life in general

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kunikida: your tattoo says 'only god can judge me' and yet here i am

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kunikida: everything will be ok
atsushi: source?