Brandon Shelby

Esquire

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

10:02 on Saturday, October 10 and OU still sucks!

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

@katie_a_baker Check the mailbox for those residuals.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

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@espn @joeyjaws !!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@junior_miller @killdaspoiler @corbydavidson Offside, Miller. 5 yards. Repeat 1st down.

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@PeteThamel @SportsCenter A district court in Lubbock, you say.

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@junior_miller Knicks certainly seem to be having “that run,” kinda like 11 Mavs.

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@SInow

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I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/BJ9iZ6kbhW #NBA #82and0

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/eXbhnsNWZj #NBA #82and0

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

@TheClemReport How do we know he’s making the correct calls? He could make any noise and I wouldn’t know.

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

@JaxonDaniel2 @CFBKings @PimpAubie He said UT could go undefeated playing tech’s schedule with his 2s and 3s. He didn’t say UT could beat tech with our 2s and 3s.

That said, we gotta play this game now. Epic call-out by TT.

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

@Mavs_FFL @christianpclark @Fullcourtpass

[John Butler @Saintjohnbutler]

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Big IF.

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@sarahhepola @GeorgeDunham Great work, Sarah.

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

@sarahhepola @GeorgeDunham Great read, Sarah!

[Sarah Hepola @sarahhepola]

My latest for DMN finds @GeorgeDunham fighting for a beloved music venue as a grassroots watchdog group fights back. It's a fascinating tale of the tension between Texas' small-town roots and its urban explosion. https://t.co/XK6V8OOTGO

[Brandon Shelby @bshelbytweets]

The Ticket's George Dunham, a toilet and a battle for the soul of rural Texas https://t.co/0KnFto2NbE via @dallasnews