Bryan Sherman

Manager, e-Learning Systems. Photographer Wannabe. Father. Urban resident. Tech Writer @ Pseudo-Foodie @ Instagram:

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@5chw4r7z @winemedineme I think everyone is entitled to an opinion, specifically mine. :-)

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

10/10. No notes.

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

An attempt by @mschlapp to hype up the CPAC crowd goes horribly wrong —

"How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?"

[cheers]

"That was the wrong answer..."

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

It's been said that laughter is the best medicine. Does that mean we need to start a movement called HAHA? Help America Heal Again.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@BrittanyinTexas Winner of ironic post of the day. 😉

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@IrishKevinsKeys @jmontforttx @JDVance Yep, Trump Devotional Syndrome is exhausting.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@HiltonNewsroom Bummer, I guess I now have a bunch of points I'll never get to use. At least we now know the values.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

I've at times wondered what it would be like to be a citizen of a rogue state. I can now say it sucks.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

Joe Burrow in full Brrrr mode.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

I feel like Donald Trump was not exposed to the song "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" enough growing up.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

And to explain for others, it is part of the Murderbot Diaries series. The main character often switches to media when he is bored. I mean, he's almost always bored. 2/2

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

My Meta moment for the weekend.

We are in a store and I'm a little bored, so while Danyne and Cole are discussing the pros and cons of a potential purchase I take up my phone to continue reading Network Effect. IYKYK 1/2

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Good to know, @StephenM.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@TQLStadium Given the swift response by Lucius Q to remove the offender, will this be reconsidered?

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

My TES is spiking. In case you are wondering, no, 86 does not mean assassinate.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@AJemaineClement @Davidb456 Now to self: don't go after the professional comedian in a snark war.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Elon Musk isn't going to save the government any money. It's the opposite, in fact.

He's currently pursuing a move that could blow a multi-trillion-dollar hole in the federal budget and let billionaires get away with tax evasion.

Here's how 🧵

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

Street art by Visual Junk. IG:@visualjunk

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

It's Monday. @DOGE is the laziest, most overpaid bunch of incompetent, unelected bureaucrats we've ever seen.

[Bryan Sherman @bshermcincy]

@DaveSFoley I imagine you sitting there crushing their heads. And yes, I know you didn't play Mr. Tyzik, but still.