Brandon LeBlond

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, is dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

Added satisfaction when I give em the ole thumbs down when they look at me

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

One of my favorite things in life is when someone refuses to get back in the right lane on the highway so I pass them using said right lane, staring at them super condescendingly while I do it

[Kent Murphy @coachkentmurphy]

So the unwritten rule is, if one team is sucking. The other team has to try to suck a little too so they don’t win by too much. If that seems right to you, take a second to remember how dumb you are and then nut tap yourself.

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

This is America?

[mtvjesse @JesseSebastiani]

This shits fucked being shot at for standing on your porch. https://t.co/XbNlE8voIV

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

ladies is pimps too, gon’ brush your shoulders off

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@seanisslawth

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@seanisslawth #weboutdatlyfe

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@seanisslawth @spizzyspose Glad I’m not the only one haha

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@lilbwn Lolololololol

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@lilbwn Is that not the dream? I’m confused

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

If you told me three years ago that they’d still be “fixing” the road in #marshill to this day I would have called you crazy, yet here I sit in construction...

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

“Is the sky just some big blue hat that the world wears?”

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

Pimp My Ride but instead of cars Xhibit re-does trailer trucks

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@Morgan_Phill99 Breadsticks man, obviously

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

Paydays were a lot more fun in high school when I had roughly one bill as opposed to what seems like 100 bills now #sarcasm #kindof #takemeback #momoneymoproblems

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I wonder if Khalil Mack is watching this Oakland defense tonight.

[Brandon LeBlond @bsleblond45]

@SportsCenter @Morgan_Phill99 fitzmagic lives on!

[Bleacher Nation Fantasy @BN_Fantasy_]

Browns all in on one last coach to lead them to glory...

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

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