Major Modern Issues

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

Should we ban old books because they reflected a different view to what we hold now?

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

Should we ban old books because they reflected a different view to what we hold now?

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Different angle on 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ out of Indianapolis

From this view you can see the cop grope the woman he's restraining, that's why she breaks away

Then of course a half dozen cops beat her for not wanting to be groped

Lawlessness

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@jimmycarr Pick me up some oatcakes please

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@duncanbloor GDP fuelled by unsustainable borrowing

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@rickygervais @BiologistDan Indeed, such a waste of cake

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@BiologistDan I would love someone to do that to me . . .

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@davidwalliams @jimmycarr probably only appropriate if happily married people make that joke . . . !

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@bored_cormorant #finished

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@RealBobMortimer Would you take £7.50?

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@rickygervais Dogs love swimming

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@RealBobMortimer A title of a series straight from Alan Partridge

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@duncanbloor I lost my oboe at the back of the bike sheds

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

MMI. When your weekly cleaning lady empties the dishwasher into the incorrect kitchen drawers

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.” - Eddie's wisdom via the Beekeepers

[Major Modern Issues @bsmith718]

@frankieboyle If the vote is a Yes: that percentage will increase to 24.3% within 28months

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

FOR SALE : The erotic diagrams of Lester Piggott ; £8.00 a bundle

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Uggs Benedict