Sam Karanja

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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@PapaAgola @abbiezuena Odhiambo is a young hustler trying to bag a hefty pay day in preparation of 2032... I wouldn't be too concerned about him. Too much english, zero substance. Jagero is a nice happy guy

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

You wanted it to be founded by your grandmother?

[D I K E M B E @Disembe]

GEMA was founded in 1971 by three senior Kikuyu Civil Servants:

1) Dancun Ndegwa ~ Head of Public Service.
2) John Michuki ~ PS, Treasury.
3. George Waruhiu (son to ex-chief Waruhiu wa Akinyi).

— Tribalism is perpetuated by government officials who use it to lock in opportunities for themselves, then use the poor masses of their tribes for cover. Ndegwa, Michuki and Waruhiu families are today some of the wealthiest families in Kenya.

— Tribalism is perpetuated by educated elites. The notion that uneducated, poor people are tribal is ahistorical.

— It is the elites who conceived and adopted tribalism as Kenyatta State’s organizing principle.

— Tribalism has only one set of losers. In the case of the kikuyu, it was the poor underclass that was oathed to protect the wealth, prestige and power of the Kenyattas, Ndegwas, Michukis, Kiereinis and Matibas of this world.

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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

The nxt president, '27 - '32 , whoever it's gonna be will have a really tough first 5 years. Expectations will be high, Economy will be in the pits after the mess that has just been done by kakonda & kanono. Whoever it'll be might not even make it past their 2nd finance reading

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

Oya @paulinenjoroge you blocked me on FB in 2022, hustler alitukosanisha mbaya! Seems now we are on the wantam bandwagon together, unblock we push agenda 😅🤣

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Westlands is not just choosing an MP. It is choosing what kind of leadership it wants in the next chapter of Kenya’s politics. Alex Matere is emerging as a serious, policy-minded, youth-driven leader with the courage, intellect, and moral clarity to represent a modern urban constituency. Westlands needs more than noise. It needs vision, oversight, and action. #AlexMatere
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[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@eddiebutita 😅😅😅😅 Butita, what's this high horse you are always riding on?
Your'e a great actor & script writer. These other roles you really struggle to fit in & it shows. Gvmnt policy pia unataka kua opinion shaper?

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@nyarojasth @Disembe I dont remember him asking for your support tho

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

I happened to pass by city hall today and you could easily tell these were crowds for hire each led by a mobiliser who was branding them upon their arrival and strategically placing them according to their tshirt & cap colour.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

You hire crowds
You hire bloggers
You hire goons
Is there anything organic in this government apart from the lies?

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@AlphonceDoto @Disembe 100% agreed. UDA it is 😅🤣

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@eddiebutita Yet whenever there's a revolt, you suddenly become important? Proximity to power is and never will be power. I do not see churchill, njugush or mkuru with such shallow hot takes. You are the only pawn in this game

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@eddiebutita You are such an effing political pawn you don't realize it. You only called upon when youth revolt and since he knows you get a hard on whenever you are on state house road, he keeps your rab open. My guy, wake up. You're not the biggest kenyan artist, leave alone the funniest..

[Sam Karanja @bsnsguy]

@ConradKulo @ledamalekina 🤣🤣🤣 its a thousand miles journey, they are on the toughest mile, its called denial. The next mile will be blame merginalization. 998more miles to go.

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