Joe Corley

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@sfliberty Learned about this in Robert Kaplan’s “Surrender or Starve”

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@lyndonbajohnson Didn’t John Garner have a urinal in his office?

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@Toa_AU @HoopsReference Excellent comeback sir. You’re doing a great job

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@rodger Eh

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@SeanTrende @asymmetricinfo @BridgetPhetasy Freddy turns heal

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@NobletStrength Why doesn’t the MLS draft work?

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@KBarsenalpats34 @Sarpywx Yes I can. I just did. If you don’t like it, that’s fine. But it’s the truth. You want to banter. But I bring receipts. Stop making Pats fans look bad.

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@KBarsenalpats34 Pretty fucking sure about that Ringo.

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@Karen_Russell @WiltStats I remember your dad on this app talking about how he race Wilt in his Lamborghini.

“Don’t bother asking who won. You already know the answer.”

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@GerryCallahan Why are such a piece of shit?

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@LWalton92 Excellent comeback sir. You’re really bringing the thunder.

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@LWalton92 As an American, i am so thankful for the English. You’re so much more embarrassing than us

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@michaeldweiss I remember the story from hitchens was that khomeini’s thirty something son said it was the only time he had ever see his father laugh.

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@Mayoveli Yes. But then soccer fans would have to deal with the English. Nobody wants that.

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@anyotherleader1 You live under the protection that we provide. Who’s the actual children Nigel?

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@butleriano This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Drinking culture in Wisconsin comes from Central Europe. Louisiana did a better job of keeping their bars open. By a lot.

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@pipterino In the words of JFK,

“I didn’t see that one coming.”

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@RhubarbBrown Don’t hold out pal. Where’s the best place?

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@Friar_Baguette Which George Bush?