Narcoleptics Anonymous

History will absolve me.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@poyotimebaybee That’s how I got my job as a long haul trucker

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

Nearer My LARP to Thee

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Goosebumps.

For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@coltuonome Not woke enough actually. Germany shouldn’t exist as a nation.

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@5cented Windows laptops already has button that does nothing

[wint @dril]

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

The CEO of Flock is named Garrett Langley and the founder of DeFlock is Will Freeman. Their lawsuit will be titled Langley vs. Freeman. What an incredible time to be mentally ill.

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@stepheniscowboy @SweatieAngle I don’t know, this narrator sounds pretty reliable

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848, 📸 by Mathias Schulz

[wint @dril]

another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

I need to borrow $2,500

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@realsast That’s BeamNG

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

People complain about the loss of affordable third spaces but have you considered that sitting in your car alone on your phone is free?

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@darkmusick_ I am always being like this

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@Slyzinhuu I have seen this exact situation with at least three customers. Gets me every time.

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

The US and Israel are extinction entities. Failed exercises in fascist eschatology whose sole purpose is to sow terror around the globe. We are mere hostages in the hell they created

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@FalconryFinance This but successfully

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@TommyOKid What happens if you die in the Time Square Margaritaville synagogue?

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

@ThatsOurWaldo

[Narcoleptics Anonymous @bstardman]

Is the AGI in the room with us now?