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Bob is my name.... irreverent thoughts are my game.

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Not. Done. Yet.

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ADP has been recognized as a top scorer on the 2025 Disability Index! This achievement reflects ADP’s commitment to creating a workplace where all associates can contribute their talents and drive success. ADP is #hiring! Contact me to learn more!

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@FuckAndFindOutz Who is Natalie Reynolds? I guess I don’t follow her.

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@NFL_DovKleiman One team has a better haul but the other won a Super Bowl. Both teams won, but if Lions win a Super Bowl, they win it big time.

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This is awesome. College Game Day’s feature on Bear WR Luther Burden III:

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@capnbrunchusa @GabbyHajduk @ChicagoBears That’s a weak comparison but nice try.

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@scottytwosheds @ChiBearsMuse Definitely was better than OK

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@NBCSports NFL St. Louis Cyclones

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@Chicago_NFL I’m going to be cautiously optimistic that he improves significantly enough to be in the upper half of the league. Between 10-14 would make me happy as long as we see progress and more wins. I thought he was pretty solid last year despite the coaching and O-line issues.

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@ErikLambert1 If you can get him without giving up too many draft picks he’d be great to have. But the Browns… if they actually shop him around… will want way more picks than the Bears should part with. I am sure someone out there will be willing to offer a lot. Hope not from the NFC North.

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@ChicagoBears @the2kkiran5 @Invisalign Good luck this year and Happy Birthday. A rookie coming off an injury is not a bust yet ,people. Let’s see what a healthy camp and start to the season brings

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@sickpodadamrank @adamrank Exciting

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The power of HR Technology continues to grow every year, allowing deeper insights and more efficient workflows for organizations. ADP’s Chief Product Development Officer Jimmy Adams breaks down three key trends in the HCM Tech space for the coming year. https://t.co/PYiJfTNy6b

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At ADP, we are proud of the work we've done to advance DEI in the workplace internationally and have been named to Seramount’s 2024 Global Inclusion Index! Read more about our efforts and best practices! #GlobalInclusionIndex2024 #ADPLife https://t.co/SbKjd1isjP

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@DubbDubbs @danwiederer @TakeTheNorthPod You freaking cheated

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@ShempHoward10 @danwiederer @TakeTheNorthPod Surpassed three words

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@danwiederer @TakeTheNorthPod Future looks positive

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