Duell Fucking Aldridge

The Sunburnt, Ganondorf's Bane, Smoker of Chains, Orange Jesus, DFA, and Mr. Nice Guy

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Finally you can watch Derek Before Dishonor, my fake documentary from 2022. Here is one of many trailers for it. Watch the full movie here:
https://t.co/IkCs5jQvpx

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

@adamhlavac The castle moving around the film frame is very distracting. Why would anyone want that?

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

I can vaguely comprehend a person deciding they want to plaster their name and face on everything possible. It's WEIRD, but everyone needs a hobby. It's these enablers like Bessent, nodding and cheering along, that are the real freaks in this show.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Is it a good idea when people are struggling to afford gas and groceries?

Bessent on putting Trump on a $250 bill: "I don't think there's anything untoward about having the President of the United States, the person who was President of the United States, on the 250th anniversary bill."

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

for no reason whatsoever, I'm plugging a short film a made a few years ago because I really love it and didn't promote it enough at the time. here's a teaser I cut for it. go watch it here:
https://t.co/uXNDFfM34A

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

10 Years Ago...
Holy fuck. What an excellent lineup of really funny people. Goddamn.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A judge has ruled that corporations can vote in some Delaware elections.

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz said the town of Fenwick Island was not diluting human votes by allowing companies ​and other legal entities that own property to cast votes in municipal elections.

These "legal entities" and corporations make up about 12% of registered voters in the town.

In total Delaware has far more ​corporations chartered in the state than residents.

Judge Karsnitz rejected the constitutional arguments of the ACLU, including the claim that "entity" or corporate voting dilutes the political power of living people.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

Been so involved in a community theatre piece this week that I missed the newest episode of my favorite show. For shame on me!

[Mikey Neumann @mikeyface]

Greetings from Japan! We've released our SUPER LONG Movies with Mikey 2025 recap video. New FAVE FIVE ON NEBULA https://t.co/vpCvzUWoNS

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

@Lons Probably an easier mindset to slip into when one of your jobs would cover most people's entire expenses for a decade or more.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

Before President Trump, the Secret Service was mostly made up of fearful men, callow men, who would have lollygagged in the midst of such crisis.

[Acyn @Acyn]

FBI Director Kash Patel look into President Trump’s eyes to tell him how much he inspires law enforcement. 

“Mr. President, you inspire them 24/7, 365 You give them the resources that they need and you know, they know that you have their back, and that is a changing dynamic in this country and that's why you saw a brave Secret Service agents respond immediately, swiftly, subdue and take down the suspect and safeguard the lives of thousands of individuals at that hotel.”

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

The documented record across independent outlets: kept from the situation room during the rescue, briefed with explosion clips instead of strategic intelligence, shocked by the Strait closure his military had warned him about, contradicting his own Energy Secretary publicly the same day.

Graham's constitutional point cuts through the noise: aides managing information around the president may be well-intentioned. Schlesinger did the same with Nixon in 1974. But Americans elected the president, not the aides. When unelected staff are effectively filtering executive reality to protect the functioning of government from the executive, that is not a management solution. That is a constitutional problem wearing the clothes of one.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

AMAZING

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

This is literally the exact same argument the Vogons made.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump rants that his ballroom will feature "Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass."

"The Ballroom is deeply important to our National Security, and no Judge can be allowed to stop this Historic and Militarily Imperative Project," he adds.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

"Obama Sympathizer"

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

With this post by Trump the entire practical plausibility for Catholic Integralism in the United States (as advanced by figures like Patrick Deneen, Adrian Vermeule, and others) has for all intents and purposes conclusively *disintegrated* if it ever existed in the first place.

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

With this post by Trump the entire practical plausibility for Catholic Integralism in the United States (as advanced by figures like Patrick Deneen, Adrian Vermeule, and others) has for all intents and purposes conclusively *disintegrated* if it ever existed in the first place.

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

Big money will be made.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: “A big day for World Peace! Iran wants it to happen, they’ve had enough! Likewise, so has everyone else! The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz … We’ll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just ‘hangin’ around’ in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

A federal judge just ruled that videos of DOGE staffers must stay up — and they are devastating.

Under oath, they couldn't define DEI. They admitted they never reduced the deficit. And they wiped out $100 million in humanities grants — including a Holocaust documentary — using ChatGPT.

The regime tried to bury this. It didn't work.
https://t.co/fWMDX4EeEb

[Duell Fucking Aldridge @bswithdfa]

Low-key convinced the author of this is just trying to feel better about not telling his partner he cheated.

https://t.co/pzCa9VtAit

[Ron Placone @RonPlacone]

What’s happening at airports around the US should bother you. Even if you’ve never been on a plane, even if you have no plans to go on a plane. This is so much more than just a longer time in line.

One of the elements of fascism is the complete erosion of all institutions…