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We Don't Care
@BTCareNot
A useless bunch of aerosols who don't give a pschitt about your broadband problems. Support for British Terrorcoms. (Parody Account. Of course. Or is it?)
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Joined October 2010
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BTCareNot
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atpenas
@atpenas
about 14 years ago
Given up with
#infinity
from
@btbusiness
should have looked at tweets from
@btcarenot
first 7 missed appts took less time to find
#BinLaden
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Did You Know? The first ever broadband bit was sent 50 years ago. Bandwidth: 0.000003bps. Today we have doubled that. http://t.co/1Te4UI7r
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
News: We plan to include mobile calls in our pricing plans so your voice communications can be conducted extremely slowly too.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Did You Know? We call it 'broadband' because broadly speaking it has bandwidth. Just not very much.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Current broadband failure is not - repeat is not - related to the ongoing alien invasion. Oops. We said too much.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
If you are having broadband troubles, try first troubleshooting step: close your eyes, stamp your feet and say 'I do belive in fairies.'
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Having speed problems with your broadband? Try our speed tips. #2: Lubricate the telephone socket with your tears of frustration.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Did You Know? A skilled telecoms engineer can install and configure ADSL2+ in under five minutes. Unfortunately none of ours are skilled.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Good news: melting snow has now thawed the internet. Bad news: it's waterlogged. Please place towels under your routers this week.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Snow and ice have frozen the bits in the tubes! We will be delivering your data by milkbottle - please thaw contents to access your email.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Service Update: Someone spilled coffee into a central router here. Internet will be jittery and irritable this evening for most of Cumbria.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@sallyanniegally Sorry, Sally, we book appts. the way we make promises about service & repairs: with no idea if it will actually work.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@Gjw1953 The thicker, the better, like our phone support staff!
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
It's a beautiful sunny morning here in Hyderabad. SWINDON! A beautiful sunny AFTERNOON here in Swindon. Hope your internets are not broken.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@Gjw1953 None of our equipment provides such a useful function. It's probably stress related. Try pouring in a soothing cup of cocoa.
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Remember to tweet us your broadband queries and problems. We have a highly trained team who will pick a random answer out of a box for you.
We Don't Care
@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@Logi81
Generally we ask for online forms to be filled in, printed out & sent in the post to a random address. More likely to get a reply!
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@Gjw1953 Fat Jim would sooner eat only 3 puddings at lunchtime than join The Evil Ones. What company offers both slow internet and trains!
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@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
@Logi81
We like to think the illusion of sincere human contact and a sympathetic ear is a great substitute for actual useful help!
We Don't Care
@BTCareNot
over 14 years ago
Did You Know? An anagram of BT Broadband is: BT - A Drab Bond.
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