Jhelum Ghate

21, dumb, boring and speaks ironically 24*7

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

When I talk self-deprecating just to hear compliments from him and he throws back to back 4😍😍

[clive bixby @piyushgpt4]

BOMBOCLAAT

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

Most of the #Atheists are the ones who are weakminded and have no basis to put their argument other than saying, "Did you see God?".

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

happy friendship day

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

@xavierunclelite is a lawyer and I found it out today, now changing my opinion from him having broke sense of humour to having LAWgical sense of humour, call me biased :)
#LawAndOrder #Lawyers

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

this was funny until I saw it in memes, but enough with this joke guys :)🤡

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

he took bros before hoes too seriously, ata toh majha हो ला हो pan lavat nahi. 🥲
#marathipuns #PunIntended

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

my favourite hobby is reading. I read the comment section of every post on instagram. :)
#instagram #Reels #readingcommunity #comments

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

someone asked me a few days back that where does your boyfriend take you most of the time, he takes me for granted bro :')

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

Literally wondering whether I’m sad or it’s just my lifestyle for a while now??!!!!

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

Random thought- I wish if I could unsee #Mahabharat so that I could experience the whole gravitating vibe of positivity and spirit all at once!🥺

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

I tell someone to wake me up and then hate them for actually waking me up

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

@no_tank_sale 😂😂✓

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

@ayelawdya You already said it all🥺

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

No matter how much one flexes about listening to English songs, when there is an emotional breakdown we all listen to Hindi songs. Period

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

Agree or not, eating #varanbhat with spoon reduces its taste!

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

@shockolavawave Haha

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

Who spread this rumour that #bmcc and #fc in #Pune have the same ground

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

People who say #Punekars are rude and have attitude issues, well have you ever tried riding on the road with your stand on?

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

@ColdFuzzz Idk why but this is funny whereas it shouldn't be

[Jhelum Ghate @btdeunako]

No other song gives the 'do hell with this world' feels like @MeSandeepKhare
's "Evdhach Na" song does:))
Here’s a song for you… Evdhach Na by Sandeep Khare
https://t.co/Kw9UPJHCKt