Brennen Burks

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

[Chuck Norris @Chuck_Norris_95]

"@bama_nurse: Fun Fact: Metallica opened for Jesus's birth." @btownfunk

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@Chuck_Norris_95 @bama_nurse that's the best 😂😂😂😂

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One nation under... pressure

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Everyone has to find their great white buffalo themselves.

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Old men at the Y always be making small talk.

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"Out of my great sorrows I make my little songs." -Heinrich Heine

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What a great book I just found

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@dj_d_will that's bad haha

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I prolly budget $100 for food

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I wish I could eat steak every night of the week.

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If search parties were actually parties (Vine by @VictorPopeJr) https://t.co/rrlJKD1PET

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I could be dying from malaria and not one person would work for me.

[𖤍 @baconacid]

I hope no one takes my cart while I go to the bathroom

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@Jedi_Hughes

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Trump=funky town https://t.co/8XPOg9gVI7

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I hate it when they put the fruity munch on the top shelf.

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deleted scene from the movie titanic (Vine by @freeb876) https://t.co/wfFcg6EIqq

[Brennen Burks @btownfunk]

Do you ever just want someone to burn in the depths of hell?

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

.@NASA says Mars shows strong signs of flowing water http://t.co/tYxcIcm2Eq