Ben Traub

I’m a goober. BFTAB4L

[Ben Traub @btraub1995]

@tBushGaming

[The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 @lecternleader]

Hear me out.

Public access flock cameras, but only outside of Long John Silvers. It's time to figure out how they are still in business.

[corb @awshuqs]

the ER nurse’s name? you guessed it. Jonah Hill.

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[Tim Butterly @timbutterly]

Come to Skankfest you fat pussy.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Ben Traub @btraub1995]

@glenpowell if we fought I’d hold you down and beat you up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Maybe all red

[Philip Johnston @PhilipJohnston]

Not gona lie, I need more cucarrot content in my life 🥹

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

This wasn’t actually me.

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

Well, would you look at this... 😃

[Legion of Skanks @LegionOfSkanks]

Stand up Story Hour | with @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @SkepticTankPod & @ianimal69

[Huey @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps]

Was at a work lunch today and a male coworker said “yummers” unironically. I was in shock at first, then a tidal wave of contempt and disgust washed over me. I had to get up and excuse myself. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[June like the month @HAMMIIETRON]

FOUND IT

[Steelo But Scary And Evil 👹🎃☠️👻 @CloudyNights47]

So real man

[JD Vance @JDVance]

When I see all these senators trying to lecture and "gotcha" Bobby Kennedy today all I can think is:

You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.