Willyum

alive but at what cost

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

[Baeloncé Breakspear @narutosdurag]

Schiaparelli downnnn

[rsmé @dunstfever]

imagine going out for a night on the town in the weimar republic and ur brickiest friend shows up wearing a fucking monocle

[bonnie raittmyprofessor @sterylhines]

sniffies for the mind 🧠

[Austine @theereal_one]

Faggots make some noise!!!

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

If 9/11 happened today I’m convinced gay guys would just be like “jockstrap Wednesday is STILL happening at the eagle, we can’t let the terrorists win!”

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Job completed! 🫡

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

[MaineJumbo🌲🦞 @MassJumbo]

I’ve seen enough photos to conclude (to my horror) that the Central Valley is indeed a real place people live

[justina @justtjustinaa]

we are all turning chinese

[blenbo (incompetent era) @blennnbo]

Mexico City is to white people what Japan also is to white people

[Christian's Court @christianscourt]

ESPN is so wrong for this stat 😭

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

you met me at a very chinese time in my life

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

every chinatown has stylish grandmas who look like this

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

His next chilling monster —gay guy

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

Honestly can’t get enough of you @Beyonce