Bubba Newton 👻🐕

Bad dog, but my people love me. AKA The Noot. Weather opinions are my own. Cheese lover, squirrel exterminator.

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@EmergPrepGal Did she eat a squirrel yet?

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Hope my humans will be okay today without me underfoot and looking for bits of poultry. I’ll be sure to send them a random fart as they sit down to eat so they get a fond, fragrant memory of me.

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@CurtisBorland @First_Dogs_USA @Tess1957 @DrBiden @NaomiBiden Indeed: rescue dogs are the best! We’re also full of mystery, which is a fun adventure! 👻 🐕

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Just a reminder - phantom farts are all me. Toot, toot: here’s the Noot! Also, feel free to leave me bacon as an offering. 👻 🐶

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I’m finally home.

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I have decided to haunt my people with random, phantom fart smells. You’re welcome.

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My sweet, sweet kinda grouchy mopey Bubba. Momma is sorry

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I got home like 2 a.m. this morning. My people are exhausted and worried sick. Also: the vet gave me some homeopathic medicine. The research on it in inconclusive at best, but my humans are optimists. Or fools. We’ll see.

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I’m back at the emergency vet. ☹️

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@EmergPrepGal @patpend Thanks, I hate it.

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@CurtisBorland @ProjectLincoln I mean, I was kind of a @ewarren fan: I mean Bailey got an burrito! But I do like @JoeBiden. He’s got a dog too! (Though I don’t know the burrito sitch there.)

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Dead spiders have nothing on me. Well, ya okay- their little corpses maybe?

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My dewclaw is growing ever closer to my paw. I may have a tooth abscess. Mom is worried about taking me to the vet because it’s still a curbside drp off and I get *very* nervous about the vet.

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My mamma says I’m old, and have old dog problems. Pffft! Lady, maybe I just need more of those “dog drugs” you keep pushing?

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I am a distinguished gentleman, thank you.

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Oooh, fish sticks!

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@EmergPrepGal The unceremonious end to my time outside and into the hoosegow was unwelcome.

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Helping with the telework!

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@LeaCrager @CurtisBorland @EmergPrepGal Oh. Mom says it’s yard nap...

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Yeah, @LeaCrager you should follow me, though to be fair I am a man of few words...

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@LeaCrager To be fair, when @CurtisBorland or @EmergPrepGal startle me during a nap yard, I do sometimes give ‘em a little rumbling. It’s what I do.