bug 🪰

you got two legs and a heartbeat.
what’s stopping you?

[bug 🪰 @bubblewars]

a pj mask strawberry yogurt paired with a cheese stick

I'll call this one "nostalgia"

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I'm kinda rattled at how fast people moved on from the fact that the Epstein Class are eating kids.

[blue @bluewmist]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[bongo @bongoism]

everything is happening but i lowkey have bigger fish to fry

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Y'all moved on from the fact that they're eating babies too quickly for me…

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[bug 🪰 @bubblewars]

one of the biggest problems i see w social media is people will see something different than what they would do and they feel the need to insist upon everyone in parasocial view that they're right and for what? no one thinks you're cool either way bc no one actually cared

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

no i didn’t miss that social cue i just thought it was stupid as fuck

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Florida tried to create "Alligator Alcatraz."

The Miccosukee Tribe stood up and sued. As a result, Alligator Alcatraz was officially shut down today.

We need to thank the Miccosukee Nation for their courage and attention to this fight; this victory wouldn't have happened without their commitment to protecting our environment.

[👑 @kingebarrington]

sucks so bad living in a post-truth, anti-intellectualism nightmare where scientists are being disposed of. the truth literally does not matter as long as folks get to continue their delusions and stay devoted to their cults.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Oh, cops murdered a 1 year old baby over suspected shoplifting. The mother had a receipt. Now she has no baby. Make it make sense.