“Is Tyla Black?”
“Chloe Bailey is too sexual”
“Ayra Starr is too African”
“Tems is cosplaying RNB”
“Olivia Dean makes H&M music”
“PinkPantheress stay whisperin”
“Tinashe still making music?”
“Fka twigs weird asf and too alt”
“Mariah The Scientist can’t sing”
I love the discovery story too. An old grandpa finds what he thinks is an abandoned kitten on the side of the road and feeds it noodles and eggs for a year before realizing, “hey tilcayo, Youre not growing into a housecat, you’re just a little guy. I better tell Science”
ik this is an ironic post, but i think it is actually important to romanticize the place where YOU live. it makes life more a lot more enjoyable. trust me you'll start picking up on beauty in tons of places you haven't noticed before.
on that note, i love you chicago.
I like how English has various terms for animal shit that all mean different things:
Bullshit = false statement
Horseshit = egregiously false
Apeshit = crazy (angry)
Batshit = crazy (mental)
Dogshit = really bad
Chickenshit = cowardly
Did I miss any?
#COMINGOUT as a gen alpha sympathizer because generation wars are hereditary atp and I REFUSE to be the gen Z version of the worst millenials on this app #breakeverychain
back in 2007 heath ledger refused to present at the oscars bc producers wanted him to do an opening segment that poked fun at brokeback mountain. now nearly 20 years later still all award shows have to say about a gay romance is "butt sex haha". nothing has fundamentally changed