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Geek. Hates the Tories/Red Tories. Fuck Trump. Loves LFC. European. Red wine. Craft beer. Foodie. Oh, and FUCK TRUMP.

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Met a great guy and things were going really well until the third date when he told me he was a landlord and started complaining about his tenants. Ghosted him after that, not going to be living with a parasite

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I got some change today and got a useless 1p so was going to bin it. It was weathered and from 1974 and I thought of the journey it's been on and felt bad. The journey will continue at the shop this lunchtime.

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Every Christmas I buy a chocolate orange for my Dad. Every year I eat it before I wrap it. The most I've got through before the one he was actually gifted was 4. I've even unwrapped one.

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Training as a GP in the late 70s. I quickly read the notes for a patient as I walked in and said, "now it says here that you've lost a lot of weight, lately." And he had, because his left leg had been amputated after a car crash. He was remarkably good humoured about my gaff.

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My child called me a fucking cunt before he went to bed because we wouldn't let him stay up late. I got everyone else to get up early this morning and showered while he is still in bed so he has no hot water for his own shower later.

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@LNER Thanks, will do!

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@LNER I'm on the 16:33 INV to AVI and the staff in First are excellent. Friendly, polite and very efficient. A credit to the company 😊

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@fesshole What a shallow, vapid c*nt you are. I hope that he finds out sooner rather than later and that you get everything you so richly deserve.

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@QTHESTORMM Yes. 100% yes.

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@femalebodybuil6 Utter cunt.

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@donkoclock YES! A thousand times, yes. Removed from office, tried, found guilty, sentenced and imprisoned. Preferably somewhere with inmates ready to hand out some justice of their own.

#TrumpIsAPedo
#TrumpIsARapist
#releasetheepsteinfilesnow

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@realDonaldTrump I'd rather shit in my hands then clap.

#releasetheepsteinfilesnow
#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
#TrumpIsAPedo
#TrumpIsARapist
#trumpisacunt

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@FrankCastleMilk @fesshole A "stand-up citizen" wouldn't park on pavements and footpaths in the first place.

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@busambassador Big loss for Arriva there!

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@GoldenAgeUnfold Cunt.

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@ASDASuperstores how come there has been a significant drop in what's available to me when I do my online shop? Loads of things I normally buy are no longer available. It's very annoying and it's making me want to shop elsewhere.

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@theamelia__ Staying in a hotel.
Having a Vienetta for pudding.
Having a lasagne with a side salad.
Your parents each having a car.
Houses with downstairs as well as upstairs toilets.
Fruit juice as a starter.

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@HaYoMiDe_ 6. Pay your own damn bills, you freeloader!

Yeah, if you meet someone who ends up staying over a lot then it's more than reasonable to expect him to contribute. But pay them for you? Nah, jog on.

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@PETAUK Look, it's their fault that they taste so ruddy delicious.

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Frickin' 'ell @ScotRail! I got the message that your timetable is changing after your first email. The other six (so far) are over-egging the old pudding somewhat! 🤣