Buckethead Kangaroo ✝

I shitpost.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

In this house Philip Luty is a Hero, end of story!

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

@Slight_Histor The hell is Shaw doing here

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

First they came for the communists and I said “make sure you get all the communists”

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

skin to skin. legs intertwined. cuddling. long hugs. kisses. neck kisses. forehead kisses. back scratches. eye contact. holding hands. “i miss you” texts. dating to marry. reassurance. naps together

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Authorities fear others will copy a group in Seville, Spain who spread pig bones on the construction site a Mosque was set to be built on, making the land impure and stopping the work.

The group received widespread praise on social media for their efforts.

[GonkFoid 🇻🇦 (formerly radtradgirlie) @melancoptimist]

I think I could have been a good executioner in the medieval ages. Something about the somber, reflective nature of the office seems kind of appealing.

[Oops ! All lucario @DeerFaggot]

li am craving nonsexual naked cuddles even though i know i wont be able to last ten minutes without making it sexual

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

You will marry a bombshell.

You will have a ridiculous amount of children.

You will get home from a work trip late at night after they’re all asleep and then wake up the next morning to a throng of tiny humans in pajamas jumping on you and laughing.

You will drink your coffee as your wife sits in the rocking chair with your laughing baby.

BELIEVE

[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

Does anyone have that one video of Alex Jones where he's saying stuff like "Get ready to get dipped in acid baths. But first you're gonna get raped" or did I hallucinate that.

[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

I'm already losing my mind over here and now I'm getting personally called out by Twitter Dot Com again fuck this I'm going to bed

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

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[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

@pisforpickme You and me both

[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

This guy gets it

[NixLychee ✝️ @NixLychee]

Btw when I say that I am pro-torture, you don’t have to try and educate me on how torture is ineffective, nor on potential governmental abuse cases. I know it quite well.

I am merely advocating that I personally be allowed to torture people who I dislike, not the government

[Buckethead Kangaroo ✝ @BucketRoo]

KelTec have company-wide weekly drug tests, if they find out you aren't on any drugs you get fired.

[American Rifleman @NRA_Rifleman]

KelTec is expanding its SUB2000 line yet again with the SUB-SDP, a foldable, braced, 9 mm pistol that @KelTecOfficial folks refer to as the "Nub Sub."

Full details are here:

https://t.co/5L0bOtv2x6

[NixLychee ✝️ @NixLychee]

May these two step outside their houses and find them surrounded by fire ant colonies, barbed wire smeared with sewage, antipersonnel land mines, and 45 homeless people with rusty screwdrivers

If you do this, I dislike you. (Excellent ragebait, 8.5/10)