Fuck Bunts

If you build it, they will come. And they'll leave when Curtis Granderson bunts.

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lol

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#robotumps

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Apparently, the 1B ump didn't think the ball hit Martin.

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lol

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BS has many meanings right about now.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

And that's why Curtis bunting will never be a good idea.

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*sarcastically clapping slowly*

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Cano knows boom.

[Marc Carig @MarcCarig]

Nothing prettier at a ballpark than Opening Day bunting. In-game bunting, not so much.

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Why didn't swisher bunt? It's, like, super effective or something.

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Oh, good. I almost forgot bunting was legal in extra innings. :/

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Umpires are necessary in baseball because of tradition and other dumb shit.

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#robotumps

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E Nunez

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And for his next act, Joba will walk a tightrope, strapped with various cuts of poultry, over a pool filled with hungry crocodiles.

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Pinch Runner. RT @NYSports247 In another stealth move, Cashman was reportedly in Denver and expected to sign Tebow for something.

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Brett Gardner. #speedkills

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@RealMichaelKay Don't take it personally. At that particular moment, Keith was in the middle of making duck confit flavored jelly beans.