Bucky

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Lady Gaga ironing her dress:

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me: * completes literally any task*

me: i think it’s time for a special treat :)

[DitzyFlama @DitzyFlama]

when you're doing the sugar honeycomb from squid game (pt. 2)

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

Yooooo

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Me: can I go to the bathroom? It’s an emergency

My third grade teacher:

[Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore]

Me eating my $7 sandwich that I paid $50 for on Uber Eats https://t.co/jdR8KYwhFs

[STARDUST @6starman]

Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes

[mike @painbuiltt]

how crazy we talkin

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Interviewer: Why do you want to work for Facebook?

Me: I'm keen on protecting people's data and want them to have a good user experience

Interviewer:

Me:

Interviewer:

Me: haha I'm joking I don't give a shit

Interviewer: haha omg I was like whaaatttt lmao

[Katy Ann Whitney @katy_ann_w]

Nobody: Mitochondria:

[oui @l2rdeo]

film twitter peaked with this video omg https://t.co/HykwYpKPcg

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Give this baby all the awards immediately

[🇧🇪 @boredcracker]

santa after drinking his 1,789,200th glass of milk of the night https://t.co/SRkGf9khAu