Ryder

Unpaid yapper, 911 enjoyer. minors dni. priv @ryderdie222

[Ryder @bucksbelly]

Hey y’all I’m Ryder I’m
-22 ,Queer, unhealthily obsessed with freak4freak buddie
Some of my favorite shows
- 9-1-1
- Psych
- Schitts Creek
- New Girl
- Parks and recreation
-community + many more
I just like to yap on here!
And of course buddie canon 2025 😎🙂‍↕️

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[beck @unrivaled]

ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you

[paul @paulswhtn]

not this candid footage of the mona lisa being painted

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing.

[Ryder @bucksbelly]

have never wanted to be a in a crowd more actually 🤧

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

The entire city of New York singing “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys following Knicks’ NBA Finals win.

[annika @byebuddies]

who else up hating the diaz parents

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Again to be clear they stopped counting deaths at 800,000 in December 2025. It is well over a million now

[kay @trinitysmay]

#BUDDIE: i want you so bad

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[devi @gutsbian]

when she repeats “the memories go dark” 7 times at the end of cigarette smoke to match the 7 minutes of brain activity after you die... it’s literally the death of the relationship as the album closes

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

Noah wore a shirt last night to commemorate 10 years since the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando 🏳️‍🌈🫶

[Ryder @bucksbelly]

best, news, ever.

[ngozi ukazu updates @ngoziu]

BREAKING. Enormous news in the hockey romance world...

I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕

[shi @afterlauqhter]

so sick of companies having ai chatbots instead of real humans working in customer support as if there aren’t thousands of people in desperate need for a job…. cutting costs to have a computer do a completely subpar job is so infuriating

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

if u think it’s okay for a trillionaire to exist then maybe u should stick your tongue in an electrical socket

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[olivia rodrigo archive @liviefiles]

my way by olivia rodrigo is so mean girls code

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

they are trying to distract u from the new olivia rodrigo album. focus up fellas. lock tf in