Brian Beano

see you somewhere else

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New Yorker Cartoon:
Janis Joplin sits on flophouse bed with a French Canadian egg the size of a human. The egg is smoking a cigarette. Caption: “I prefer handsome men, but for you I will make an eggception.”

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@dcsportsbog Word. I'll raise one for you tonight. No cheese though lactose gives me the tummy troubles.

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@gifs_bot I’m a 21st century boy

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@carriecoon 46 with two toddlers I feel this in my bones.

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@djmarkfarina

[Queen City Jamz @QueenCityJamz]

OF COURSE this is what the mfer looks like who played the famous sax break on Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street". Raphael Ravenscroft Got DAM.

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@rats4friends @garlicpitachips Middle name virus

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@930Club @PoPville @TheLincolnDC @BlackCatDC @MerriweatherPP @kencen @Wolf_Trap Sort of a missed opportunity not including a zombie Velvet Lounge but otherwise 11/10 great job.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Okay, who made this?

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I can barely digest anything. I can't see straight. I feel like I'm a decade or two older than I am.

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@capitalweather The poor mushrooms (or, more precisely, the poor mycelium that will never become delicious fall mushrooms)...

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@ericfingerhut I'm just done with bad owners. After living through Snyder I can't try to keep the faith through Bezos. Born and raised here and I'll miss the sports and @capitalweather but not messing with bad ownership no more. I don't owe them anything.

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@agraybee Dc knows bad owners (Snyder) and that nothing changes until ownership does.

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@dick_nixon @barrysvrluga @ThomasBoswellWP I have a picture of myself at 3 in burgundy and gold sweats. Riggo. Monk. The hogs. The super bowls. Dan Snyder beat that all out of me. And now this swine is doing it to the paper. GTFO of our city with that.

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@dick_nixon Well, @barrysvrluga is good at what he does, sir. But I cancelled last night. It killed me. I grew up here, reading @ThomasBoswellWP . But DC folks know bad owners. We lived through Snyder. We know nothing changes until ownership does.

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@PostSports @barrysvrluga They still let the sports section endorse things?

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@SkillzVa @QtipTheAbstract That’s amazing

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@covix_ Workers needed at the miniature plastic bomb shop

[Okayplayer @okayplayer]

'Award Tour' seems very fitting in honor of A Tribe Called Quest getting inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame tonight! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

We wish Phife was here for this moment.

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@toprankinrez @realJLive Was about to say this. And that’s a great record so it’s saying something.