What if Licorice was Liquorish

My only goal in life is to prove the myth wrong that if you masturbate too much you will go blind.

Update: No joke I am losing my eyesight

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@MainStreetBall @TheHoopCentral @ohnohedidnt24 You are just a hater what does this even have to do with LeBron. Go back to your moms basement

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@TheHoopCentral @ohnohedidnt24 I used to be a @ChetHolmgren fan but he showed he is bitch made

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@TheHoopCentral @ohnohedidnt24 People blaming JWill because he was hurt didn't watch him play hurt last year in playoffs. This is clearly on @ChetHolmgren refusing to be aggressive and help his team. How you gonna only take 2 shots when SGA is doubled and you are open

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@honeymoon250 Is the answer "gross"

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@Raiders @DevinWhite__40 Also franchise record for most missed tackles #horsefucker

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@Cloverston8291 @DevinWhite__40 Card is probably worth less than one of the condoms you used while fucking them horses

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@DevinWhite__40 #blackhole is also the hashtag your horses use to describe the aftermath of you fucking them horses

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@DevinWhite__40 You still fucking them horses

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@lady_valor_07 I would do it for the lint in your left pocket

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@ATLHawks are correct. If the @WashWizards think Trae Young can guard a trans retard and make the playoffs they make be addicted to meth

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@Matt_Pinner I will take $20 on an IOU

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I love the @NBA but seriously I wouldn't trade a used condom for Trae Young. @WashWizards trying to lose for another 30 years with this bum. Can't guard a retard in the retard Olympics. Good on @ATLHawks for ridding themselves of this wnba player

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https://t.co/cZKLtyJfrN @Sprite @CocaCola that your Santa in commercials lol

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@bokamotoESPN Hey so I get your point about Yan in your article and what could have been if he didn't have that DQ but can you edit your comment because he wasn't undefeated. He wasn't perfect. He already had a loss. So it makes it difficult to take you seriously in the piece

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@ML3democrats You clearly are not from California. His entire state hates him. If he were a stock broker they would jail him for all the missing money that he has no explanation for. Instead he will be president

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@GavinNewsom This seems petty and something trump would treat. If you could at least reduce homelessness in CA I would be on your side. You don't even have to solve it just stop moving homeless camps around from city to city and then reporting false statistics saying you made progress

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@greg16676935420 Read that back you fucking idiot

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@TomiLahren @GavinNewsom Can someone bring up the 40 billion spent on homelessness in California that only has encouraged more homelessness

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@JakeCan72 @GavinNewsom Can someone bring up the 40 billion spent on homelessness in California that only has encouraged more homelessness

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@glenn_tunes Well good thing nobody gives a fuck about Norway