aleida

now i am become sleepy, the goer to bed

[aleida @budjent]

why do men walk so slow? it feels so oppressive to me idk i will not be elaborating on this

[aleida @budjent]

wore some black loafers with white socks to work today for what i thought would be a cute look but it was giving michael jackson smooth criminal so im never doing that again

[Grace @gracecamille_]

they should invent a past that you can move on from

[aleida @budjent]

i just got tipped with a banana ??

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Today we honor the life and sacrifice of Boo Boo The Fool

[THE HOLE KING (derogatory) @direngay]

Did The Beach Boys have ANY songs where they had to doing this

[aleida @budjent]

2.5 beers and a egg salad sandwich could fix me rn

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

happy international women’s day

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re kind of cute i’d love to keep you on a shelf in my room

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

we are on gods green delicate and finite earth and you’re asking me to scan a QR code to have this croissant

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

chewing on your cheeks and staring at the moon all by yourself beautiful?

[aleida @budjent]

my favourite genre of anime gotta be Guy With Metal Arm

[aleida @budjent]

currently engaging in a custody battle with my ex over our house plants

[aleida @budjent]

@lovelace693 they have to send it back to you

[aleida @budjent]

just sprinted across traffic to catch the bus and then my presto got declined. pure broke behaviour

[aleida @budjent]

@YoItsDavido spill the tea david

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

there's a drink at the gas station that can fix what's wrong inside my body