Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who's reached out, sent a DM, or have just had a positive thing to say to me, today. I really needed the uplifting and I'm in indebted to you all for your kindnesses.
Lemme know in the comments. Only rocks that every outright dumped on me were 3rd party like MadCatz crap. An N64 has agreed stick, still works. Joy-con drift also. Seems they had it figured out 12 years ago. Cheap Bastards.
Pro tip:
Buying a "junk lot" from DKOldies is relatively safe. However, don't ever buy anything "refurbished" from DKOldies.
Take it from a guy who's opened more "refurbished" consoles than probably anyone else on this planet.
Your friend,
Voultar