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Chemical Engineer, Combustion Engineer, Maintenance Engineer

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@Ben13Porter 😂😂

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@jabberjill @realDonaldTrump I’m pretty sure they are referring to the fact that the teacher supports Trump rather than vice versa.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A GOLFER QUERIES A BASEBALL PLAYER:

Where’s the ball when you swing?

Whizzing by at 90 mph - the pitcher does not want me to hit it.

How quiet Is the crowd?

They’re making as much noise as possible.

How much time do you have to swing?

Four tenths of a second.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A BASEBALL PLAYER QUERIES A GOLFER:

How fast is the ball moving when you swing?

It’s stationary - at my feet.

Does the crowd cheer?

No, they’re silent — even the announcers whisper.

After you hit the ball, where do you run?

We don’t run at all — often, we don’t even walk.

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@Deadspin

[axl rose @zodiacchiller22]

man Oklahoma is crazy. the high today was 70 and the low was when I remembered a starting level position at QuikTrip receives a higher salary than the people who literally taught me how to read and write

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews In other news - The ocean believes it is wet, stay tuned for more updates.

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@benmabra20 It’s between the big pharma dispensaries and weed injection shops. Can’t miss it.

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@realDonaldTrump I’m sure not being down with health and safety is a requirement before their initiation. We all knew one of these wild accusations would stick, I think you’re on to them.

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@PDChina His friends look brutal

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@t1m0thyh4l3 @eskimojoes This

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@realDonaldTrump Who Cares

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@BCBowers2 @beberfever25 What if you are well away from your house? Maybe throw rocks as long as you don't think you'll hit glass in general?

[buddy evans @budsta11]

Seriously, some guy named this fish "bumphead" https://t.co/yJJoxZbhvh

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Giant bumphead parrotfish begin mating in their hundreds https://t.co/NstzYltcjU

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Oregon governor 'pardons' a fourth-grade boy who swiped a hazelnut and a blue pen during a state Capitol tour. https://t.co/OemBajVEwy #odd

[buddy evans @budsta11]

@realDonaldTrump This should have been two separate tweets.

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Chinese netizens add CGI effects to mock the scams that usually see self proclaimed "Kung Fu Masters" demonstrating their "Qi" in public

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Jimmy Kimmel: "If your baby is going to die, and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make" https://t.co/17djYz3kE5

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This Inspiring Nonprofit Sends People Into The Amazon Rain Forest To Teach Indigenous Tribes Who Super Mario Is https://t.co/0GaORAF4ly