sweet j

of itself so

[Anthony Russo @AnthonyARusso]

Here’s a vid of my homie trying to do a backflip after a 5 min tutorial. Please don’t try this at home but def laugh at it 😂😂😂

[sweet j @budtenderjill]

dropped my phone in a bucket of horse radish cream today at work; still a chill day i love you all #funfact it smells spicy #whatever4ever

[weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr]

If you wanna know if she's THE ONE do what I did with your ma: Take her into the Appalachians, give her a box of wet matches and an empty canteen & tell her to meet you in Times Square in ONE WEEK. If she makes it, never let her go. Yeah I been in jail a couple times.

[sweet j @budtenderjill]

@bluegirllaur rt 4-3v3r

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Don't get lost in the sauce

[Eddie Van Halen @eddievanhalen]

It is a sad day in rock and roll. Malcolm Young was my friend and the heart and soul of AC/DC. I had some of the best times of my life with him on our 1984 European tour. He will be missed and my deepest condolences to his family, bandmates and friends.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

u know what? the years rly do start coming and they really dont stop coming

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WHEN i WAS A FRESHMAN iN HiGH SCHOOL i iNViTED 4 GiRLS OVER FOR NACHOS, WHEN THE HOTTEST GiRL HESiTATED TO COME OVER i CANCELED NACHO NiGHT https://t.co/FBfc9fQ6nG

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

"everything happens for a reason." so why did i spill bong water on my carpet? what purpose in the infinite universe does this serve?

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

do u ever be thinkin about smokin a bowl but it takes u 45 minutes to get around to packin it?

[Billy the Kid @the_billosopher]

I'm addicted to ranch dressing

[sweet j @budtenderjill]

@onlyastoner Yah I was 7 years old and wandering around in a 31 flavors and it was a mint chocolate chip cake and I never got to try it #stillagoodday

[sweet j @budtenderjill]

when I first started smoking this joint, it tasted exactly like how dogs smell and by the end it tasted exactly like how sunscreen smells

[sweet j @budtenderjill]

@JonathonSalerno can I request 3 rides? plz n thank u

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

anyone here know how i can take a break from the linear flow of time