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[m @bigllittlelies]

lesbian couple at an ivf consultation

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Let’s get lost tonight. You can be my skinnyfat broke retarded unemployed Kate moss tonight.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Adulting is realizing you do gotta sell a lil pussy

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Hilarious wording here. Really hammers home the ineffectual toothlessness of the UN.

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

In a…fucking what?

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

Dem strategy of running against Hasan Piker paying off bigly

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

ah well, better luck next time folks. maybe they’ll roll a better earth next time

[Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina]

“We’ve established five working groups on affordability.”

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

worst month of my life transitioning into the september first of ultimate healings

[🇩🇲 Chelsea, Biologist/Magical Girl/Frogletito 🦎 @ChelseaHerps]

Moving to Mamdanistan rn

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

and i look like shit most of the time regardless. fuck you. does anybody have $75 i can hold til friday?

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Putting chilli oil in the scrambled eggs

[Kakashi @KakashiAura]

Bro I can never leave this app

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

JD Vance:

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

imagine a bob so lethal it completely sways public opinion to her favor

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

Lowkey we should've kept Pelosi. Jeffries is just as antagonistic to the left but far less competent at keeping the caucus whipped. Worst of both worlds.

[New California-Flavored Patrick Mooney @patrick_mooney]

because the Democrats are a fake opposition party

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Ok but Kushner doesn’t do anything remotely related to “affordability,” his domain is “peace envoy” which is to say working to maximize terms for Israel with respect to Iran and Gaza. Are these reporters ever going to follow up and point out this fairly glaring discrepancy?

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

The horseshoe theory is such fucking bullshit. Show me one time where progressives locked arms with the fascist right like this in Congress. It’s always centrist turncoats