my cousin posted a pic of her newborn baby and he had one of those beanies they put on them to keep their head warm and i commented Performative beanie he needs to act his age for once in his life, and my other cousin DMd me and said most of the cousins only pretend to like u
A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.