big stretch

stiff smile like i’m aphex twin

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

People used to pretend to be really
Into Janelle Monáe, something you don’t really see as much these days.

[edmond @nstlgiaxpress]

To be a duppie!!

[Markov @MarkovMagnifico]

every time I’m in a CVS some old person has trapped a poor employee in some kafkaesque question about their receipt or some coupon or some rewards program

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@mr_saltz the cops shouldn’t even have a budget!! what’s your actual argument here mr waltz

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@dances i’m shocked actually.. first thing people think in a recession? soup, bread, food lines..

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@CaralhoPhilly gotta be because everyone said they didn’t need them during BLM, right? so like why try

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@Shawnquennevil4 @NickSwardson 19+??? wtf what weird jurisdiction do you tweet from

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@Serene_Necrosis you interested in a wfh gig?

[ElectronicBodyMoid @EBMoid]

i’m like if a tortured artist made no art

[Gilbert Dice @AyitsAyAyRon]

Abe Hirschfeld's famous joke

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@itschantybeluga my friend in europe said he saw her at The Hague today…??

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@itschantybeluga is it true you went to rehab (involuntarily)

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@oeste papa doc shit

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@BillSimmons gotta be miami at ga tech

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@TheGodHandFGC but is it 8 inches tho??

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@tory_hicks_ @johncoo04958892 @peterjhasson

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@TwinkTheory it’s like ancient greece!

[big stretch @lilnexium]

@opu_luxx @MessyAngel336 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re we got police outside… i’m still strapped 25/8