lauren

falling asleep without my bite splint in

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opinions are like onions: speled the same

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everybody needs to start calling him harrison styles

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*me as soon as i open my eyes in the morning* i can’t wait to press play on the coffee maker

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i’m pretty sure you can murder people in casinos

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pitcher’s mound implies the existence of a catcher’s mound. i’m at a baseball game

[Dunks, Ph.D @Maturity69]

Went to Ireland

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@GerritElzinga awesome be out in a sec!

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@GerritElzinga no rush, we’re movin kinda slow. might be closer to 1:45. y’all ok with walkin?

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@GerritElzinga ok cool let’s plan on …1:30?

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@GerritElzinga love it when auto correct chooses non-words

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@GerritElzinga i think that would eork for us!

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@GerritElzinga y’all want to try hancock tonight? weather doesn’t look great but it looks worse tomorrow. i have the baby bday party this sunday so we could try for next weekend, too. will just need to schedule it into my insane homework routine 🫠

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anyone else’s boyfriend gas them up for getting a good night’s sleep

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i was having a bad afternoon and joined this guided meditation session offered by my work on zoom and the host’s name was

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@garv67 understandable

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@SoundRink i bought tickets to see Free Throw play in October but the show’s been rescheduled multiple times - it is now tonight (Jan. 30) & I haven’t reached out for a refund because I wanted to try to make it work but couldn’t rearrange my schedule 😔 am i eligible for refund?

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@MacyMakeout why is this rare literally always order 6 just in case

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i turned 30 recently and my boyfriend distributed these lovely pins he had commissioned to all of my fans

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@Caroline_reddd i love this tweet but it’s wrong for the most obvious reason (harry)

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@MacyMakeout i will be wearing a mustache and a sequined dress on thursday night. only the real lauren would do this. pics or it isn’t real applies, be patient

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how many junior mints do you have to eat before you become a senior mint