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advocate for education, reverb and distortion.

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Celebrating our third wedding anniversary today! Hoping to have a… https://t.co/rCJcHd7vIU

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Realized I have the wrong response to "sorry for your loss." I've been saying "That's okay" like they bumped me in a doorway.

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"God your mom is nice. How come you don't look like her?"

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"Man my sexy ass nephew is comin over to my house."

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Heaven, I'm in heaven and my hearts beats so that I can barely speak.

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We got to see Advance Base tonight, so tonight was alright. https://t.co/vQsXGdhF70

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@angryberger Jesus

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@angryberger nice twitter handle

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"Why's Trump always find me?"

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C'mon now https://t.co/UxmcL7qS11

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really into medical lens on the greatest drunk uncle toast of all time. https://t.co/O9fetuPQZK

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@angryberger nope just another young pimp. will be in town Friday at big room

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@angryberger damn. Is the middle guy Koz?

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"Dude look at her nose. It's leaning! It's pointing at me. It's pointing at all of us!" Kids are mean, man.

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trying out #whole30 since yesterday. Excited to post through my brain fog. According to the books, it should start right about now. HHawb!

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"Hey can we get a pass to the library to do the #souljaboychallenge"

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High school bathroom stall graffiti of the day: "THE Dragon Walks Among Us. FFUUCCKK"

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Teacher lounge. Principal asks, "How you doing?" I say, "Good. Thanks. How are you?" He says, "Great." What the fuck was that? Careful w me!

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@k_roe_ sorry relearning twittiquette

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I hated my third grade teacher so much that when she brought in her adorable kdg son to play at recess, I raced him and beat him so bad.