what if you were FOUR and you lost your BALLOON and MR POOP came to get you but then your car got SMASHED and you got a ROBOT and why the fuck is MR POOP here again
”babe why in the hell would you tell ravi about me calling you baby daddy”
”IT JUST SLIPPED OUT”
”SLIPPED OUT?”
”listen its HOT and last time i checked i AM the father of your kid.”
”im going to k!ll you. christopher is one dad short after today.”
my pretty girl eddie diaz who likes to wear her abuela’s jewelry. abuela’s maxidresses. looking at herself in the mirror and twirling and smiling so brightly because she looks just like isabel and she’s keeping her memory alive
eddie diaz is seriously like if you couldnt decide whether he was for straight cis men to relate to or wine moms to thrist over and in all the confusion you end up getting your wires crossed and now he's kind of a wine mom who is attracted to men