iron lung apologist

Bodily 22 + he/it;
alt: @BugF0lkAlt

[craig @adonixleen]

nervous perverts be like: Touch me you slut, or don't if you're not into that it's fine if you aren't

[L 🍉 @verynormalgf]

smoking the weed that makes me pet the fuck out of my cat

[Gregory Conti @GregoryConti19]

I don't understand why more people don't find it viscerally awful to live in a world where all text, images, and music are no longer produced by human beings. This is an existential change that causes me sorrow every waking moment.

[ᴅᴀɴᴛᴅᴍ💎 @dantdm]

Ate the leg of a small child earlier :P

[Jonesy @FrotniteGuy]

me : "I'm gonna pop some tags"
the 20 dollars in my pocket :

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[CEO Of Bruh @CEOOfBruhReal]

You deadass kill more nazis in tf2 matches than in wolfenstein

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm the kind of person who will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough.

[T @nottolu_ar]

All this just to die btw

[djavr @alinadeserabin]

White people passing the blunt

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[sarson ka song @dietcoke_haver]

No. The earth produces enough for us. It doesn't produce enough, however, to accomodate for private planes, ai data centers, other corporate and billionare greed.

We need to eradicate these problems, not halve people.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I just saw art and drawings online. Maybe everything going to be okay.

[man-eating bull shark @GarlotsBack]

“Siri call my friends”

“No friends found”

“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”

“Calling 700 walruses”

“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”

“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”

[coffeemoder (she/her) @lunarsighs11]

Balls cold af after this shower man