zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

chungus

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

got retrenched from my job. i wonder if i have a future in this world. i cried for 30 minutes in the toilet and sold some of my isopods. here’s my #dinner.

[anna击🌸💕 frank teeth CEO @anna_gvf]

my coworker is the definition of talent in the hands of a jester i’m crying

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

oh why hello little bughe. Why are you green even

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

if you're a GIRL trying to get into league of legends

i'm going to save you 6 months of bad advice from your HARDSTUCK boyfriend

he's going to tell you to "learn the basics on a simple champion"

he's going to tell you to pick yuumi because "she's good for beginners"

he's WRONG

he's been telling you the WRONG THING because he subconsciously needs you to play the role he's already mentally assigned you

the polite supportive girlfriend champion

the champion that doesn't out damage him

i'm telling you the opposite

lock DARIUS top lane

lock RENGAR jungle

lock DRAVEN adc

lock YASUO mid

play whatever the FUCK you want

play the most violent ego driven CHAMPION YOU SEE

here's what your boyfriend won't tell you

every girl i've ever coached who hit diamond or higher did NOT start on enchanters

every single one of them started on a carry champion that let them DESTROY people from game 1

because the truth nobody in this community wants to admit is that the BEST way to learn this game is to learn how to KILL

not how to peel

not how to "play safe"

how to walk up to another human being and remove them from the lobby

that's the actual skill

your boyfriend is going to be threatened the first time you go 12/0 on darius top

he's going to start making excuses

"yeah but the enemy was bad"

"yeah but darius is broken"

let him cope

you found out what the game actually feels like before he did

and now you're never going back to playing soraka while he tells you "good job babe"

pick the champion that lets you HUNT

we are not raising another generation of GIRLS who play enchanters because some guy with 50% winrate said it was the "smart" choice

if you're new to league

play what you want

Study the Saskio way

[ᴄʜʀɪs 🐳 @chrisstIawrence]

there is a MASSIVE irruption of sea angels (aka naked sea butterflies) happening right now spanning from long island to cape cod — and probably beyond‼️‼️

check your local marinas, boat basins, inlets, and tide pools, and log your finds on @inaturalist!

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Evil fucking submarine kidnaps innocent octopus for no fucking reason fucking

[VERZE ‧˚꒰ ◇ ꒱༘‧— #dcsowhite @GE0VERZEE]

Portraying a 13 yr old rape victim as a seductress this nigga needed to be gone yesterday

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

not a vegan but fuckk i love a good king oyster mushroom i love to sear it golden and just rip into it like a bear eating salmon

[edihonggtina @edihonggtina]

When you’re a vegan.

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

"puppygirls" "horsegirl" "catgirl" deer girl bunny girl""" What. About
Bug 🐛🪲 girls. ❔ Centipede girls....Beetle girls... Ok.. 🦋

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

lowering baby seal into eternal depths of hellfire hell fire

[toma ★ミ || Dom’s wife ♡ @prankishtom]

I made an edit to this image to encapsulate how southeast asia feels right now

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

Trans people: in trans

Society: ok

That one gay friend your trying to ignore: dude have you seen bisexual deep sea isopodb😭😭

[g @34rths]

Nevermind. There's so much more to life than waiting to be chosen. I will bathe in my own Sunlight

[crybaby @bunnygirl1373]

me when i don't get my usual 10 hr sleep

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

thank u sbr ep 1 for a new wave of gyjo yaoi

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

@FudanshiRyan thank uuu 🥹🥹

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

childhood oomf passed away and i lost my job in the span of 3 weeks can i get 5 big booms

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

Your Scaring the hoes

[zeph ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @buggingitout]

what a weird feeling. god.