andres*

banh mi enthusiast

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[andres* @buggsworldd]

spouse that is a mouse

[andres* @buggsworldd]

me with my spouse

[cae @caegirll]

I want a husband so we can lay in bed and google things together and drink water

[andres* @buggsworldd]

mouse

[Ꭰeath Ꮹrips @bbpoltergiest]

The writing and recording of our next album is underway. We’re looking forward to the new Death Grips album.

-Stefan and Zach

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

https://t.co/G7F2sbda74

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

inshallah the mets will be the only ball club in the glorious new york city once zohran is through with it 🙏

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON!!!!

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.

#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET

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[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Our time has come, New York.

Our time is now.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

New York is a-changin'.

Our final ad just dropped.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

For a New York you can afford.

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

zero sugar soda is designed to be good for you, similar to fruits and vegetables or exercise

[Thiss'Kidd'Chriss @imaGoonAssNiqqa]

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3

[andres* @buggsworldd]

haven’t done a 5x5 in a while 🫡

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The Mets can still win