Ben dover

92' Philadelphia, PA #yeahson

[Ben dover @buggw92]

I’m watching @bertkreischer story on Instagram and his daughter said “you look like you’re about to go catch fish with you hands” and I almost choked on captain crunch from laughing. Shit was gold

[Ben dover @buggw92]

Maybe I’ll quit

[Ben dover @buggw92]

I hate dancing. I wish I didn’t because I always day dream about being a great dancer. Say what you want about cocaine. It made me dance like no bodies business

[Ben dover @buggw92]

Look at her butthole during doggie. Just do it.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

Being an adult blows. Because now I’m bullied into fixing my windshield, after I just bought a bunch of parts for my truck. Necessary parts but something that could have waited

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@BraddrofliT Trumps got a fat dumper

[Ben dover @buggw92]

The website said “we’ll print anything on a hat” apparently my butthole was the line.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

One of those morning where the disappointment sets in as soon as your eyes open

[Ben dover @buggw92]

I have it on audio book

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Do you still own a physical bible? LOL!

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@Smith_WessonInc Everyday

[Ben dover @buggw92]

Peak comedy for me was when I wrote “Obox” on the original Xbox

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@anielaelizabeth Thanks for the life and elbow saving tip

[Ben dover @buggw92]

I just pray my son is different then I was

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@anielaelizabeth You could never

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@anielaelizabeth Toby Keith gave me the clap

[Ben dover @buggw92]

The cat, the baby & the dog are all pressed up against me while I can’t sleep. Thanks china.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

Having horrible nightmares lately.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

My life hasn’t been the same since @heybabepod ended.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@NatalieEgenolf People not from the city don’t understand.

[Ben dover @buggw92]

@CrossingBroad Ya gotta give it to the kid.