Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
Big night in Philly sports. But the #Sixers are on one streaming service, and the #Phillies are on another, which means you can't flip. And maybe I'm old, and maybe I'm just wrong, but the inability to flip makes the sports home viewing experience much worse than it used to be.