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[Luce @fressifc]

there's platonic love, romantic love, and above that, my love for messi

[🍄 @flickeyflakahh]

Once I gooned to her and felt so bad I has to swallow my own cum to repent my mistake. Utmost respect to Messi's wife man🔝 the way she mothered messi becoming the way he is now nothing but respect 🙏🙏

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@_common_w2 @piersmorgan you usually dont befriend guys who you speak about like this...on the other hand, you can say whatever you want about a cash cow, as long as you keep it fed long enough to milk it for all its worth

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@pessiakgae im so confused too why are we hating on a barcelona player for an ex-player who's shit on the clubs players like what, and by technicality shes not even right he aint close to the first barcelona player to do that

[WIO🇪🇸🇦🇷 #DecoOut @Wiobarca]

Messi is easily most lied athlete in history, you see fake stats and narratives about him everyday but I don't find it hard to understand because we all know average iq of Rapist fanbase

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@RonaldoW7_ guess what post theyre commenting on..

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@JohnnyChristod as a messi fan i naturally want him to hold every record, but more than that

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@Starrybel1 192 chances and only 34 assists 😭 HIS fans dont want you to talk about the reason

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

game is genuinely gone man 30 min wait times for dudes who leave after getting exactly 180k or cant save for shit

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

watched too many tiktoks of random chinese people getting 3 sapphires from one match and decided to unquit idv only to get candlesticks & statues in 0/20 successful runs because i forgot how shit i am at this game mode

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

🚨 STAT: No doctor has ever scored a professional goal football history.

Lionel Messi has 2 goals in 2 games as a professional doctor.

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@coupedumonde07 when ronaldo's haters go low, you'll always find something he did making him lower 😭

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@WuddhaCR7 doing this while not even verified is crazy how much is this guy paying you to suck his dick...twitter football retards make me want to kill myself but ill bite anyways

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@lifepanopticon2 theyre men is the lamest excuse ive heard but whatever, even if thats true, saying some shit like that WHEN THE GOAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISALLOWED is lame af.

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@lifepanopticon2 yes...as in he's implying it unfair or stupid that vini got a red card.....when it very obviously was not😭 and well if you dont want people to claim everything you do is shading barcelona then dont shade them every time you complain after losing a match
https://t.co/AyKeH6AIvz

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Real Madrid TV blames Negreira for Vinicius’ red card:

“You can't talk about football in this filthy Negreira League”

“You can't send off a player because of this, and you can't disallow a goal because of this”

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@kaiwaiiwen didnt want endrick to get injured running to the print shop cuz it would risk him being unable to start on the bench during the classico 💔

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@8bdrssss messi not being the king of hat-tricks so people dont give neymar's title of magician to him

[joeslash @bugle3030300]

@8bdrssss messi leaving one record for someone else to have

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@ibuprofenoz he looks like how i imagine hello kitty would look if she was grumpy and perpetually pouting